Thursday, September 07, 2006
Nip/Tuck of LOVE!
I’ve waited two days to write this post and now I wait no more. If you still have Nip/Tuck taped and waiting at home to be watched, you may want to skip this post.
Tuesday night at 10pm was like fucking Christmas! I was so excited for the season premiere that I had butterflies in my stomach. What is this show? My girlfriend?
In any case, the premiere did NOT disappoint. There was no Kimber nor a Matt and that sucks cuz they are my two flavoritest of characters. The show was also MUCH more low key than it’s been in the previous seasons. But then again, when your storylines are usually serial killer rapists that use dildos to fuck you in the ass, ANYTHING after that is going to be more tame.
Two HUGE revelations, one of which is so fantastic, I almost blew my load in my pants.
1) Julia is having a claw baby. The medical term is Ectrodactyly and it is one fucked up deformity. Everything about you looks like it should except for some gnarly hands and sometimes, feet. It’s a terribly sad state of affairs, but since we’re talking about a fictional television show, I’m all about them having claw babies. SO sad and SO going to be an emotional rollercoaster.
2) Brooke Shields played Christian’s therapist and boy did she have some heavy shit to say to him. First of all, it’s nice to see Brooke back on television. I’ve always enjoyed her stupid face. In any case, the BEST part of the whole episode is when she looks Christian in the eye and says “You are in love with Sean (his best friend and business partner).” I about SCREAMED! It’s totally crossed my mind before, especially when Christian and Sean had that threesome awhile back. But now Christian is actually considering the possibility that he IS gay and that’s why he uses and abuses women so much. Holy shit…if this show goes in THAT direction, I’m going to die on the spot – from sheer joy. Christian Troy is the hottest shit on TV these days. And revered by men for being so…swarthy. Make him a homo! Or at least ride this storyline to its bitter finish!
Overall, the show moved very fast and I was riveted to my seat. There were the usual shockers and of course a tear or two slipped out of my eye at the end of the episode. I can’t say it enough…DO NOT MISS OUT ON NIP/TUCK.
Ryan Murphy is the creator of the show and he is pure brilliance. It’s such a beautifully done series and the one thing that STILL makes me a devoted fan…the plotlines move so fast that there’s always something new going on! It’s crazy good. And Ryan Murphy is the shiznit.
He is also directing the new movie Running with Scissors, which is based on a book by Augusten Burroughs. The book is so fantastic, you might want to propose to it when you’re finished. Considering that the book is so damn good and Ryan Murphy is directing, this is surely not one to miss!
Ok…back to my overly hectic and chaotic job.
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